Are you lonely, have a computer, and just happen to be a zombie? If so, Zombie Harmony may be the perfect site for you. These online dating services are growing more and more popular, but they've left out one important genre (zombies).... until now. A friend sent me this site earlier. I tried to go to it from my workplace and it was blocked due to being a dating site.... At least WebSense (our web filtering software) has already evaluated it and categorized it correctly. It ensures no zombies try to find the ghoul of their dreams while on the clock.
I love their disclaimer:
" Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar."
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