For the past month and a half, I've been performing my civil duty as a US citizen by serving on the grand jury. During this time, I've learned a lot about law, and have actually enjoyed it for the most part. One thing I have learned is that most crooks make some really dumb mistakes. Apparently, they are not the only ones. Here is a link to actual courtroom quotes, where both witnesses, lawyers, and others say some stupid stuff. Theres some really funny stuff on here, and you laugh harder as you go down the list.